Fly Me to the Moon... The Great American Songbook, Volume V

This fifth album in Rod Stewart's The Great American Songbook series is the absolute rock bottom of a storied career stained by Rod the Mod's calculated flirtation with crooner-loving baby boomers. Stewart's vocals are wooden, the band is lifeless and these songs have all been better recorded by innumerable other artists. Still, the first four volumes of this series have already sold 17 million units, proving there's a sucker born every minute.